Mom: Go to sleep
Me: okay -goes to room-
Me: -reads fanfictions on phone all night-
STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST
I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store.
I think about this all the time
Not shipping the same ship as 95% of a fandom is a rough life
Do you ever have suCH A GOOD FAN FICTION IDEA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING WRITE IT BECAUSE THIS IDEA IS SO GOOD IT DESERVES AT LEAST 65,293 WORDS AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T GIVE IT THAT.
do you ever see someone loving on ur fav character and ur like
u have good taste but
i swear i’m not a weeaboo but some anime openings make me want to parkour off several buildings and then run across the ocean to africa
I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.
one morning Mycroft comes to visit Sherlock about a new case and he’s sitting in John’s chair when he hears a door open behind him and he turns and sees John wandering out of Sherlock’s room in his pyjamas yawning and John smiles at Mycroft a little too brightly and Mycroft turns back to Sherlock and rolls his eyes, ‘oh dear god, it happened.’